VYBE.

LOL! LOL! LOL!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibrator_(sex_toy)

Particularly love the vibrator ad from 1910 and 'Vibrators for disabled people'. LOL!

Enda Kenny and toilets.

The Taoiseach: Deputy Kenny has suggested the economy is going down the toilet in toto. He is suggesting that is a level of indebtedness that is simply out of kilter with everybody else. We will still be the third lowest-----

Deputy Enda Kenny: I never mentioned the word “toilet”.

The Taoiseach: -----in the euro area for total level of indebtedness.

Deputy Enda Kenny: I never mentioned the word “toilet” at all.

The Taoiseach: Deputy Kenny has been saying-----

(Interruptions).

An Ceann Comhairle: Please allow the Taoiseach to continue without interruption, please.

The Taoiseach: The Deputy has been continuously coming into this House----

Deputy Enda Kenny: The Taoiseach should keep away from the toilets.

Deputy Noel Dempsey: That is about the level of the Deputy’s intellect.

(Interruptions).

Deputy Enda Kenny: How is the Deputy’s friend, Mr. McKevitt, today?

Deputy Ulick Burke: He wants to take a break.

An Ceann Comhairle: Allow the Taoiseach to continue without interruption, please.

The Taoiseach: The Deputy has been continually coming into this House suggesting that there are no prospects for this economy. I am making it very clear that the-----

Deputy James Reilly: Not under the Taoiseach’s tutorage.

Deputy Enda Kenny: Forget about the toilet. What about a-----

The Taoiseach: Are we going to have a debate or an infantile, childish-----

An Ceann Comhairle: Allow the Taoiseach to continue please.

The Taoiseach: Let us have a serious debate.

An Ceann Comhairle: The Taoiseach, without interruption.

The Taoiseach: The people have spoken. They want to us talk about the future and the seriousness of the situation.

Deputy Alan Shatter: The Taoiseach should tell us how he created the structural deficit.

The Taoiseach: Let us have a chat about it. Let us discuss it. With respect, I listened to what others had to say and I expect them to do the same for me.

Deputy Enda Kenny: I never mentioned the word “toilet” at all.

The Taoiseach: The Deputy is saying he did not mention the word “toilet” to me. He is coming into this House week in and week out, saying that the banks are banjaxed and everything else is banjaxed and that the whole country is going down the tubes.

Deputy Fergus O’Dowd: They are.

The Taoiseach: That is the Deputy’s contention.

Deputy Fergus O’Dowd: The Taoiseach is banjaxed.

Deputy Enda Kenny: The Taoiseach was not on the streets. He does not know.

The Taoiseach: I do know-----

An Ceann Comhairle: The Taoiseach, without interruption please.

Deputy Noel Dempsey: Have some manners.

LOL.

Deputy Enda Kenny: -----going from disaster to disaster. The best way to provide stability and to grapple with our country’s problems would be to let the people decide whose programme they like best, whose programme will solve the nation’s problems and which party-----

Deputy Noel Dempsey: Fine Gael does not have one.

(Interruptions).

An Ceann Comhairle: Deputy Kenny without interruption.

Deputy Dermot Ahern: Fine Gael cannot produce one.

Deputy Brian Lenihan: Páipéar.

Deputy Bernard J. Durkan: Easy, lads.

A prayer to gee.

O Gee with your teeth,
please stay away from my bed tonight:

I'm tired and don't want to be eaten by you
or any other member of the genital family.

Why do you haunt me with your unforgiving glances
and mystifying eyes?

Go now and haunt Bob Geldof.

A-women.