Gaybo's Hammer.

Hello there, hello, hello, and welcome to the latest installment of the little Blog of the Bram, yes, that's the one, thank you very much, well done to you, well done.

Now in the course of the little position of the Ombudsman of the Road Saftety of the little old Gaybo of the uncles which was given thank you very much, it was decided that all those persons of the driving persuasion in the little old town of the Dublin would be encouraged to park themselves in a manner becoming to that of little old citizens of the municipal area—ye wha' Gay?—municipal area of the Dublin of the city.

So, to whom it concerns, for that reason and for that reason alone and for a number of other little reasons thank you very much good old uncle Gaybo has decided that persons discovering the cars of other persons parked in an incorrect manner will be entitled to break the windscreen of the offender's car with a specially made little hammer of the colour red which would be issued to all those little driving people of Ireland. And so, there's one for everyone in the audience. Thank you, well done, well done.

A prayer for peace.

Dear God,

You might think that all we're about is mickeys, Ryanair and general durt, but you know that's not the troot, Gráinne. In fact, we are very intelligent and deep-thinking people who have a lot going on in their heads. Really. (Hee hee.)

As a matter of fact we care deeply about education in the use of the Chrono[...]bramulator, which, after all, according to Garro, is, like, didlee (D-I-D-Y). That and learning about Penneys, especially when you have dreams that you leave your shoes there and have to go back through all the security barriers to get them. Why on earth would you leave your shoes in Penneys? And why on earth would Penneys waste their money on security barriers when all they have in stock is complete and utter bollocks? The mind bogglels [sic]. Sicut erat in principio, et in saecula saeculorum.


AaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!!!---MEN. !