Fair Shitty.

I am posting here because the rest of the Christmas party are watching "Fair City Sings". I mean, what sort of wank is that? Though that judge chap would make one a bit hot under the old collar I'd say, "wink" "wink", nudge nudge. But it's still a load of Gerry Ryan's mickey if you ask me.

Speaking of Gerry Ryan, yesterday he had "Santa" on talking to him and various little shites children from around Ire-land, as is customary for Gerry of a Christmas (shite) Eve. As "Santa" (really the aul'fella from the Lambert Puppet Theatre) was chatting away to the childs I bet Gerry was in the back room fiddling his mickey with Twink, the durty old hoor.

So there you have it. Listening to Bach is a million times better than Fair Shitty, I reckon.