Friday, September 12, 2008

Gees and Marys (or Maries?).

To follow on from the last post, we here at the Bram would like to point out that no reference was made in the previous post to Mary Robinson's gee, as that would have been grossly improper and frankly disgusting. Boutros Boutros Ghali would not at all be happy if a lady of the UN was violated by having her gee mentioned on the internet, O no! And in keeping with the new Bramblog policy on gee, mickey, and general durt, there will be, to quote Old Shawneen Pursill, "Less of that."

Now on the other hand, it would be a gross and heinous impropriety to mention the gee of another venerable Mary, she of the Mac Giolla Íosas. That would be completely desperate. Apart from being utterly filthily vile, to mention Mary's gee would be tantamount to treason. Yes, dears, I mean that. Not only would it be an embarrassment to the good and generous lady herself, it would be offensive to the Irish state and more particularly the office of the President.

So you have been warned. Don't talk about Mary's gee.

Awomen.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oi loike de Mary's gee. Oi've seen it waynce. It wayz spillin oiyt oivreewear, an de lads wur luvvin it ta bits, dey wur.

De Durty Bawsturds.

Verification word: tdncnt. Tittle-de-cunt!

Deeoshaythree said...

NO MENTION OF MARY'S GEE OR I WILL SLAP AN ASBO ON YOU, HOLE!