Stick a mickey in your carrotcake.

I shave dado. Shave it real good. And make sure it's nice and even before I put on the wallpaper paste.

Dead visa ho. Absolute hoor, always looking for an aul' ride on the credit card. Dead, that's where it gets you.

Head as void. Speaks for itself really. Or rather doesn't. Ha ha ha ha. !

I shove a dad. As dirty as that may seem, it's true.