Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Six reasons why bringing back the Latin Mass is a bad idea.

1. No-one can speak Latin.

2. Priests can't actually speak Latin, and are probably just mumbling to themselves.

3. It's racist.

4. Women spend so much money on their hair nowadays, it'd be a shame for them to have to cover it up at Mass.

5. 'Corpus Christi.'
— 'Ye fuckin' wha'?'

2 comments:

William Molloy said...

"3. It's racist."

I'm liking it.

William Molloy said...

6. Nobody goes to post-Vatican II Mass now anyway so what the fuck's the point?.