"Hello and welcome to Gee Beauty. What procedure would you like us to carry out on your gee today? We have a special deal on the Pat Kenny Nose Beauty Treatment this week."
"I care about my gee, what does that involve?"
"Well, we heat up your gee to a nice tepid temperature about the suggested temperature of a nice bowl of Ready-Brek. Then using the most sensitive and most beautiful manipulative tools, we mould your gee lovingly into the general shape of Pat Kenny's nose."
"Oh, that sounds lovely. I used to love Kenny Live. I'd love for my gee to look like Pat's nose."
"Yes. It's popular this month what with him turning sixty and all. The advertisement in Alive! got us a lot of new customers. Margaret, put on the kettle. Brenda, heat up the gee tongs."
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